The Heiliger Eisenrepublik of Kampf Empire is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Iron Chancellor Wolfgang Craggen with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed population of 13.523 billion Imperial Citizens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neue Königsberg. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Kampf Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 4,714 trillion Imperial Marcks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 348,604 Imperial Marcks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's black ops are starting to get on people's nerves, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, and beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kampf Empire's national animal is the Kampfian Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Týrism.

Kampf Empire is ranked 259,959^th in the world and 4,767^th in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 16.5 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.